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My Butt Is Covered In Moss — So Is Yours; You Just Won’t Admit It

Here, I offer a hearty congratulations to Mr. Andrew Beato. On October 29th of 2012, Mr. Beato published a post on Intentious entitled, as ridiculously as the title above, “I Regret Having Children – So Do You, You Just Won’t Admit It.” I would strongly encourage the reader to read that post first before continuing […]

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Bettie Page Collage in 1952 Beauty Parade - Public Domain @ Wikimedia Commons

The Symptoms of Sluthood: Before They Lose Their Clothes, They Lose Their Way

In an earlier post, “Deep Inside The Sluts,” we talked about the reasons behind the outrage associated with the Slutwalk and like-minded movements. Now that we’ve seen some statistics, let’s look at the flawed logic behind the reaction.  In essence, the point of Slutwalkers is a fair one. We should all be able, technically, to […]

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Lyndon Baines Johnson and Barry Goldwater | Wikimedia Commons

Sex For President 1964: Momentum Is Everything, And So Is Machismo

1964 – Lyndon Johnson vs. Barry Goldwater This is an episode in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney in the historical context of previous U.S. presidential elections. To read more about the premise of Sex For President, read the first installment at http://americanparser.wordpress.com/2012/05/23/sex-for-president/ […]

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Deep Inside The Sluts

slut noun \ˈslət\ Definition of SLUT 1 chiefly British: a slovenly woman 2 a: a promiscuous woman; especially: prostitute b: a saucy girl : minx ————————————————————————————————————————————- Before we get started, here’s a trailer for a lighthearted cautionary tale about the difference between having a reputation, and living it: The sheen of “slutwalking” and going topless in public is beginning to fade. A cursory glance at gotopless.org […]

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The first televised Presidential Debate. Click here to see enlarged images.

Sex For President 1960: The Young And The Restless

1960 – John F. Kennedy vs. Richard Nixon This is an episode in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney in the historical context of previous U.S. presidential elections. To read more about the premise of Sex For President, read the first instalment at American Parser.  […]

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