Archive | April, 2011

Your iPhone is tracking you

According to The Age, the biggest threat to your privacy isn’t Big Brother, or some shadowy government organisation, but the mobile phone in your pocket. Security researchers have discovered that Apple’s iPhone keeps track of where you go – and saves every detail to a secret file on the device which is copied to the […]

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Mentally unstable Christie Carr fights to keep mentally retarded kangaroo

News websites are reporting about the bizarre case of a depressed, anthropomorphic, mentally unstable woman living in America who somehow came into the possession of a “semi retarded” Kangaroo who she has since called “her son”. Apparently, when a Kangaroo is a little bit retarded, it acts more like a person. The pair are inseparable, […]

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Queensland’s “Buy Local” restorative campaign ignored by it’s own hypocritical government

The Bligh Government has made a complete mockery of its “Buy Local” flood recovery campaign after buying cheap imported T-shirts from overseas to promote the program. The Sunday Mail  can reveal public servants even tried to cover up the embarrassing bungle by cutting off the shirts’ tags displaying the country of origin. The 1500 shirts […]

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The man behind Rebecca Black Friday: Patrice Wilson of Ark Music

Clearly, the viral Internet meme to beat for 2011 is Rebecca Black’s “Friday”, the inexpensively-written, inexpensively-produced teen pop song widely criticised as “the worst song in the world“. Yet, one month after it’s release on YouTube, the 13 year old singer has climbed to number 19 on the iTunes top download list, even beating out […]

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A Royal Waste Of Time?

What a lovely couple, Kate and William. Such a romantic occasion. Lavish, extravagantly opulent. I have nothing against the couple, I’ve never met them. However, I am sick of hearing about it. We do go on a bit much about the fairytale British Wedding. So far there is: Betting on whether the Royal couple will […]

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